vibescript

A programming language with real syntax and questionable judgment. Every vibecheck and keep vibing can flip its answer at random. You choose how often.

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0%pure logic
main.vibe
Output
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Keyword cheat sheet
prompt
print
vibe x = 5
variable
cook f(a)
function
give back
return
vibecheck / nah
if / else
keep vibing
while
touch grass
break
doomscroll
continue
enough internet for the day
end of a block
bet / cap
true / false
feels like
==
hits harder than
>
lowkey less than
<
and also / or maybe
and / or